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Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have bad news, the donkey died.’

Chuck replied, “Well, just give me my money back then.”

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that.

I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Okay, just bring me the dead donkey then.’

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said you can’t raffle off him!’

Chuck said, ‘Of course I can, I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened? Chuck said, “I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and I made a profit of $898.’

The farmer said, “Nobody complained? Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back.’

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day! A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway. A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”

He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”

The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”

So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again. The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”

And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have bad news, the donkey died.’

Chuck replied, “Well, just give me my money back then.”

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that.

I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Okay, just bring me the dead donkey then.’

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said you can’t raffle off him!’

Chuck said, ‘Of course I can, I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened? Chuck said, “I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and I made a profit of $898.’

The farmer said, “Nobody complained? Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back.’

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day! A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway. A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”

He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”

The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”

So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again. The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”

And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #60 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #61 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #57 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #58 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #59 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #55 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

A lesson in logicc #56 Read More

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.

He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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1.

Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”

Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2. The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary. 3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”

“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.

Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:

– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!

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